Much ado about six packs

I am not about embarking on the tortuous journey nor the strict discipline  to carving those nice looking  and enticing abs seen as the symbol of the ultimate man. I am absolutely fantastic in my one-well-rounded designer's abs *winks*. I am sure most guys are as lazy in this regard as i am. Anyway sha, life goes on! Back to the six-pack guy, the so called, ultimate man, envied by other guys and loved by women, so they say. He puts in so much exercises, routines into building  his abs, some abstain totally from certain meals just to stay fit, unlike the rest of us that have no gatekeeper nor boundaries to our food intakes. He delights in his breakfast but often skips supper, worse case he makes it light or very early. He is discipline with his routines, which is way harder to follow if you live in lagos or other busy cities. I remembered trying a couple of times to jog a certain number of times per week, did I succeed? Hmmmn! *sealed lips*. Most ladies fantasize about being with guys with great abs because they feel he should do better in bed *lies lies lies*. The thought of the pouncing and pounding makes them go wet and wild, ojukokoro. I am not jealous  of the six-pack guy because this insinuation is one of those falsehoods handed down from generation to generation.  Anyway back to the matter, it is also very common though to see perfectly shaped and well chiselled guys going into  marriage turn orobo before you say jack..., certainly the handiwork of the woman, who feeds him till he is out of shape just to make sure he becomes less attractive to other ladies! (Na joke I dey o) *big ups to our wives, no demeaning their roles and importance, abeg o! I no wan hear say my food no ready o!*  Today, fortunately or unfortunately our Tv screens are inundated with Pictures and Videos of well built guys with *great abs* singing or dancing,  jiggling their waist, flaunting what they got with ladies  watching in awe, with lips agape, heart racing, thoughts running, wetness left, right and centre,  endless wishes and prayers,  hoping God gives them that kind of guy for a husband. It is pretty obvious that most of our entertainers have taken to this trend which is quite commendable and remarkable.. But in the real sense, how many of these six-pack' s guys are actually the ULTIMATE GUY?  How many of these "Sex symbols" are true men that can make a woman feel what it is to be a woman?  How many are truely into HER  and not HIM? It is worrisome whenever I hear stories of how so many of these acts brandishing great abs everywhere have questionable sexual preferences and yet give our sisters sleepless nights. We ll reveal identities  and one of their joints(health centre) located somewhere at Sabo, Yaba, at the appropriate time.  May I  however, salute those who are true men with or without abs, I mean those who treat our sisters right, those who havent been punctured or had someone else punctured in unusual places, i salute you, great guys, the real ultimate men. Permit me to take my leave now, I got some work to do with Uwechie's daughter abi Valentine's sister. I shall be back, until then, take good care of yourself.